Pick the month you were born:
January---I kicked
February---I loved
March----I smoked
April----I dry humped
May---I choked on
June---I murdered
July----I did the Macarena with
August----I had lunch with
September----I danced with
October----I sang to
November----I yelled at
December-----I ran over
PICK the day(date) you were born on:
1---a birdbath
2----a monster
3----a phone
4----a fork
5----a Mexican
6----a gangster
7----my cell phone
8----my dog
9----my best friends boyfriend
10----my neighbour
11----my science teacher
12----a banana
13----a fireman
14----a stuffed animal
15----a goat
16----a pickle
17----your mom
18----a spoon
19----myself
20----a baseball bat
21----a ninja
22----a model
23----a noodle
24----a squirrel
25----a football player
26----my sister
27----my brother
28----an ipod
29----a permanent marker
30----a llama
31----a homeless guy
Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing:
White----Because i'm NOT straight
Black---because that's how i roll
Pink----because i'm NOT a homosexual
Red----because my voices told me to do so
Blue----because i'm sexy and i do what i want
Green----because i hate myself
Purple----because i'm cool
Gray----because i was drunk
Yellow----because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----because i hate my family
Brown----because i was high
Others----because i'm a ninja
None----because i can't control my self
Now type out the sentence you made and pass it on:
I loved a banana because I'm not straight.