Monday, January 28, 2008 @ .
Ethel just came over to pass me all my work. There was a little confusion and she didn't know which lift to take. lol.
Hm. I am positive I requested a can of coke from her, but all I got was a stack of the books I left under my table and some worksheets, all to be done in 3 days. And there's still more work unknown to me.
Hell. Homework's a pile of shit.
And who's the takezo person tagging me?
Sunday, January 27, 2008 @ bored.
I am hopelessly bored.Being quarantined can sometimes feel like you're incarcerated in a jail cell, with excess to internet, delicious food and cable television. It ain't that bad, but I need to start seeing the world soon or dotage might strike.
[edits.] Modern Arts rule! :P [/edits.]
Saturday, January 26, 2008 @ fat fingers.
Fun Fact: Did you know that cracking your fingers make them fat?
I stared at my fingers for a good two minutes yesterday and my horrid thoughts are ratified. I have humongous fingers. - This has nothing to do with excess fats or anything like that. The finger bone somehow got bigger due to all the cracking.
I can't fit my old rings. =/
From this day, I vow never to crack my fingers again.
The end.
Friday, January 25, 2008 @ Hu, Yassir, Kofi.
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you who is leading China.
George: Well I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's whose name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East?
Condi: That is correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, I need to know the name of the new leader of Chine. Get the secretary genereal of the UN on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi?
George: No, but now that you've mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the UN.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the UN?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get the guy at the UN.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and 2 sugar. Now get me the damn phone!
Thursday, January 24, 2008 @ NO$$
One day, an employee sent a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary.
Dear Bo$$,
In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t
de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who
have given you $o much $upport, including $weat and $ervice to your
company.
I am $ure you will be able to gue$$ what I mean and
respond $oon.
Your$ $incerly,
Chri$tine
$teven$.
The next day, she received this letter of reply.
Dear Christine,
I kNOw you have been working very hard.
NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is
NOt doing NOticeably well as of yet.
NOw the newspapers are saying
that the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go
into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections, things may go
bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I
mean...
Your Boss.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008 @
Tuesday, January 22, 2008 @ smarterchild. (:
alrights. change of skin to satisfy zahrah. happy now, zahrah?
honestly, i liked my old skin. i doubt it's plain. it has an animated background. plain skins don't have animated background. (:
i am b o r e d.
any fancy word to replace the word bored? i cant seem to think of any.
been online for the past 2 - 3 hours or so, and i feel like the last man on earth. everyone else is in school leaving me with no one online and no one to talk to. except smarterchild.
heard of smarterchild? he's this robot who's online 24/7. i find him pretty annoying. he talks too much. very nonsensical. for those who would like to give this guy a try, add him at
smarterchild@hotmail.com.
i shall go find something to do now.
im kinda enjoying not going to school.
[edits.] i just remembered. it's ashiq's birthday today!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ASHIQ!
i'll pray the evil spirits, the one you said would be attached to you on your birthday wont disturb you. [/edits.]
Sunday, January 20, 2008 @
Like it? I'm going to ask my parents to buy it for me for my birthday!
=D
Friday, January 18, 2008 @ chicken pox confirmation.
It is confirmed. I have chicken pox.
I am quarantined for two weeks.
Pray for my health, please. I beg you.
I don't like this at all.
Thursday, January 17, 2008 @ chicken pox/rash.
God, I feel awful. I look awful too.
I am either down with chicken pox or a rash. Still unsure about it. Both are possibilities.
More spots cropping out every hour or so.
Let's look on the bright side, shall we? I am quite left behind on homework due to Camp Feast, which I shall talk about some other time when I do not have any spots to worry about. This is a perfect opportunity to finish them. Yaye?
There will still be an awful pile of homework when I return, that's for sure. So heck with the bright side, cause there ain't any.
Sunday, January 13, 2008 @ CAMP FEAST!
NCC CAMP FEAST TOMORROW!
i am trying to hang in there and brace myself.
i have a baaaad feeling about this.
O:
btw, i forgot to mention.
I'm A Lance Corporal Now!
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Saturday, January 12, 2008 @ byebye phone.
My sister cleverly threw my pants along with my handphone in its pocket into the washing machine. I am now left with a useless, un-working device that is probably going to rust soon.
And she dared say that it did not matter since my phone was already spoiled before. Easy for her to say. She's not the one with no phone.
How am I supposed to survive in society now?
Friday, January 11, 2008 @ computer studies.
having computer studies now. the teacher allowed us to visit other sites, so i decided to update and ensure that this half-dead blog is still breathing.
it'll be up and kicking soon, i promise.
Sunday, January 06, 2008 @ new year.
I miss 1 SE to the core. Honestly, there's nothing one could do to replace the love and bond that we shared in 2007. I got into 2 GY, that's an improvement. Yaye? But the people there are like the living dead. Really quiet. I hope it's just the beginning. I hope that we will become quite united, though it'll be nothing like what 1SE had. Why must they rip us apart like that?
Anyways, a new year demands new resolutions. I have this resolution thing almost every year, and though I try hard to achieve them, I usually fail.
1) Complete all homework without fail throughout the whole year. Completing them on the day it is supposed to be handed in does not count.
2) Lose 7kg?
3) Get straight As, or at least and average of A.
4) Not break any rules and avoid getting any bookings.
5) Procrastinate less.
To all, I am 5 days late, but Happy New Year.
May all of you have a blessed and fulfilling year ahead.
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